Drinking Rules

April 5, 2012

laughingsquid:

Peanut Butter & Raspberry Jelly Vodka

Really?

8:43pm

(Notes: 1,227)

March 27, 2012

theeconomist:

Daily chart: wine consumption by country. America glugged more still and sparkling wine than any other country last year. Together with the Chinese and Russians, Americans are driving growth in global wine consumption, which has increased by 3.5% since 2007.

2:38am

(Notes: 145)

January 20, 2012

Rule No. 1: Know your limit.

Don’t be sloppy. Don’t die. You will ruin it for the rest of us.

7:45pm

January 20, 2012

Rule No. 11: Beer from the tap is always better than beer from the bottle, which is always better than beer from the can.

Exceptions: Guinness in the bottle beats many things on tap and Bud Light is never good.

7:44pm

January 20, 2012

Rule No. 5: Martinis are made with gin.